What Is The Afterlife Like?

Sidy and Irve are business partners. They made a deal that whoever dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irve dies. Sidy doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. “So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?” Sid asks. “Well, I slept very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Take a nap. Huge dinner. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.” “Oh, my God,” says Sid. “So that’s what heaven is like?” “Oh no,” says Irv. “I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.”